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Season 3 Episode 6
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McDonald's Breakfast feat. Chad Damiani
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In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:
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â—‹ Part 1: It's before 10:30am, which means it's time for McDonald's Breakfast! Learn the history of this iconic (and, in my opinion: better) half of McDonald's menu before diving into the clown lore of Ronald McDonald himself with the Clown Boss Chad Damiani
â—‹ Chad tells the story of a McDonald's fiasco his brother experienced all to try and save a few bucks
â—‹ McDonald's breakfast started as something offered by one location just "trying it out" -- something that would never be tolerated in today's corporate landscape
â—‹ The creator of the McGriddle is a fast food maverick also response for the SmashBurger chain, the stuffed crust pizza at Pizza Hut, JIF peanut butter, and more!
â—‹ Ronald McDonald isn't very visible these days, and that's no accident
â—‹ New segment! Hear the restaurant of Chad's dreams: The Tiny Diner
â—‹ A Yelper reviews the drink he got at McDonald's on his way to dinner somewhere else
â—‹ Part 2: Chad lost track of some phlegm...
â—‹ The Good: I got treated like a king for coming in dressed as Ronald (and I don't think they knew I wasn't sent from the higher-ups), the McGriddle hits (for me), the hash browns hit (for Chad), and they made no stink about me playing in the PlayPlace
â—‹ The Not Good: The Chicken Biscuit is the drier than heck, and the ordering kiosk gave Chad a difficult time
â—‹ The Just There: The Egg McMuffin
â—‹ What We Ate: Sausage McGriddle, Egg McMuffin, Hash Browns, Deluxe Pancake Breakfast with Bacon, & the Chicken Biscuit
â—‹ Chad made the mistake of romanticizing a diner that did NOT live up to any expectations of decency in this week's Calibration Station
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Location: Burbank, CA
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Michael's Score: 3.18
Chad's Score: 6.25
Tchotchke of Mediocrity Score: 4.72
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Host: Michael Ornelas
Guest Hosts: Chad Damiani
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Music by: James McEnelly
Theme Song by: Gabe Alvarez
Segment Transitions Voice by: Sandy Rose




