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Season 2 Episode 22
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Perkins Restaurant & Bakery feat. Andrew Canada (Two in the Cooler Podcast)
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In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:
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â—‹ Part 1: From the Two in the Cooler podcast, host Andrew Canada joins me this week to check out Perkins Restaurant & Bakery, a chain that I flew across the country to New York City to try, and he flew down from Buffalo to meet me there
â—‹ Originally "Smithy's Pancake House" before changing their name and expanding across the region, Perkins' backstory is one of ups and downs
â—‹ The Secret Menu: Sci-Fi Foods
â—‹ Andrew's friends sound 100% made up
â—‹ A Yelper gives Perkins 5 stars while continually dunking on Staten Island in pretty glorious fashion
â—‹ Part 2: Perkins has a dingy atmosphere that acknowledges you'd rather be elsewhere
â—‹ What's Going on Over There with advertising the arrival of Dr. Pepper to your menu, and then only serving Mr. Pibb? (This one really upset Michael)
â—‹ Our server was emotionally affected by me not loving my burger
â—‹ Andrew eats his pancakes in a real crazy way
â—‹ What we ate: Orange Juice, Mr. Pibb, Chicken Fingers, Short Stack of Pancakes, Turkey Sausage, Tater Tots, Blueberry Pancakes, Sausage Patty, Avocado Crunch Burger, French Fries, Apple Pie, & Banana Cream Pie
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Location: Staten Island, NY
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Michael's Score: 3.61
Andrew's Score: 5.87
Tchotchke of Mediocrity Score: 4.74
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Host: Michael Ornelas
Guest Host: Andrew Canada
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Music by: James McEnelly
Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer
Segment Transitions Voice by: Sandy Rose