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Season 2 Episode 12
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Costco Food Court feat. Marisa Pinson & Jon Glover (On Brand with Jon & Marisa)
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In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:
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â—‹ Part 1: Marisa Pinson & Jon Glover from On Brand with Jon & Marisa join Michael at the Costco Food Court this week and talk all things, from how many hot dogs we could fit in our mouths to the churro that was just replaced by a cookie
â—‹ How to survive the Costco parking lot
â—‹ Hear the humble beginnings of Costco's Food Court as a hot dog cart in San Diego
â—‹ International Costcos have different regional menu items
â—‹ All the discontinued offerings from the food court!
â—‹ A Yelper is left out to dry when someone who arrived after her gets the last of the item she ordered in this week's Yelp from Strangers
â—‹ Part 2: Marisa and Jon confess the ways they've gamed Costco's notoriously indiscriminate return policy
â—‹ What Going On Over There with people who come out of Costco with only 1-2 things in their carts?
â—‹ Jon details the upsetting ways he eats his food
â—‹ What we ate: Cold Brew Latte Freeze, Cold Brew Mocha Freeze, Hot Dog + Soda Combo, Ch**se & Pepperoni Pizza, Chicken Bake, Vanilla Ice Cream & Chocolate Sundae, and the Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie
â—‹ A farewell, as we play the Headline Game for the final time
â—‹ Michael digs up the You-Must Bowl
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Location: Burbank, CA
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Michael's Score: 5.01
Marisa's Score: 6.89
Jon's Score: 5.14
Tchotchke of Mediocrity Score: 5.68
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Host: Michael Ornelas
Guest Hosts: Jon Glover & Marisa Pinson
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Music by: James McEnelly
Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer
Segment Transitions Voice by: Sandy Rose