Episode 7
Perfectly Adequate: Our Olive Garden Musical
In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:
WELCOME TO OUR MUSICAL EPISODE! Michael & Garrett review Olive Garden | The boys think they can top Olive Garden’s in-house soundtrack by creating one of their own! | JUB gets a real job | What's going on with there being SO MANY BIRTHDAYS at Olive Garden?? | Former Olive Garden employee Trever Jones recounts meeting the love of his love on the job | 3 year-old Yaretzi gives up on reviewing the kids menu, so her dad does it for her.
Picked by: Garrett
Location: Burbank, CA
You-Must Bowl: None, song plus YMB seems like a lot
Hosts: Michael Ornelas and Garrett Zwerk
7 full-length songs about Michael & Garrett’s night at Olive Garden:
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“We’re All Family Here” (10:15)
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Music by Kyle Schieffer
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Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
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Performed by Nick Adams, Cristina Bidagor, Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & Kyle Schieffer
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Additional voices by Kyle Schieffer, Alessandra Hill, & Jonny from Fiverr
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“All We Want Is You (To Be Our Server)” (featuring alice the g00n) (26:45)
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Music by James McEnelly
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Lyrics by Garrett Zwerk & Michael Ornelas
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Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
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Additional voices by James McEnelly, Gabe Alvarez, Natalie Paniccia, & Caroline Paniccia
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“Send It Back!” (32:12)
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Music by Gabe Alvarez
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Lyrics by Gabe Alvarez
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Performed by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
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Backing vocals by Gabe Alvarez
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Additional Voices by Alessandra Hill
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“Charge for Sauce” (42:39)
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Music by Kyle Schieffer
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Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
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Performed by Ben Valdmets, Michael Ornelas, & Garrett Zwerk
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Additional Voices by Kyle Schieffer
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“Room for Dessert” (featuring Ghettosocks) (52:48)
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Music by Fresh Kils
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Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Darren Pyper
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Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Ghettosocks, & alice the g00n
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“Perfectly Adequate” (featuring alice the g00n) (1:04:19)
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Music by Kyle Schieffer
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Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
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Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
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Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
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“We’re All Family Here (Reprise)” (1:08:49)
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Music by Kyle Schieffer
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Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
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Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Nick Adams, & Cristina Bidagor
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Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
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Additional voices by alice the g00n & Ghettosocks
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